mouseborg said: Where does one go to get one's Goth Card stamped?
One does not “go” anywhere to get one’s Goth Card stamped. If a Goth Card is in need of stamping, one of the Elder Goth Cabal (which does not exist) may (or may not!) appear in a sudden flurry of incense smoke, dried rose petals, and fragments of lace.
Much like the Great Pumpkin, you must believe in the Elder Goth Cabal (which does not exist), be very sincere, and gleefully revel in all your cliches.