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14

Jun

Bat with bunny. Yes, I need this.

Bat with bunny. Yes, I need this.

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BBC News - Queen's Birthday Honours: MBE for Sophie Lancaster's mother

This is wonderful. What a well-deserved honor.

RED PANDA! 
(I’m sure I could come up with something more eloquent to say if I thought about it for a while, but really. RED PANDA.)

RED PANDA! 

(I’m sure I could come up with something more eloquent to say if I thought about it for a while, but really. RED PANDA.)

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rider-waite:

essayofthoughts:

rider-waite:

essayofthoughts:

tobermoriansass:

essayofthoughts:

tobermoriansass:

1 & 2: purge your acquaintances by terrifying them with these new shoes, accompanied by modified levitating and cushioning charms to make swishing your skirts in their face easy peasy.

3. I’m sorry all I can think of is Walburga Black sashaying into Ministry dos wearing that just so she can watch the Weasleys turn red because those are THEIR Mulciber forged daggers that’s been melted into fake armour for her to wear and it’s legit because they actually lost it fair and square all the way back in 1485 at the battle of Bosworth field. The Plantagenets may have lost that day, but the House of Black won.

Also because if the Iron Throne was made wearable ^ Walburga would certainly be the one wearing it.

Ok those second boots have to have some kind of stabilizing charms on them and is that leather dragon leather? or hydra or something.

also YES YES YES to 3. ALL THE YES

Dragon leather m’dear, ordinary leather is for the plebes. And of course there are stabilizing charms. One wouldn’t want to sprain one’s back going into battle, would one? And by battle we mean dos. The wars of the wizarding world are won in the ballrooms of the Sacred Twenty Eight.

My gods ladies dancing in those boots would tower over the men. Do they have some platform shoes so they aren’t dwarfed or do they wear similar shoes or do they just suffer and make do with these women towering over them?

They eventually get platform shoes as well but the first ball where all of the women coordinated to wear these kinds of shoes there was quite a bit of mayhem.

Also imagine the sheer panic of men used to being the biggest and the tallest and suddenly being towered over by their petite female relatives.

it eventually becomes a running, unofficial competition for which sex can exude dominance over the other. every month witches and wizards try to outdo their partners. witches dress up in phoenix feather gowns (humanely collected honest!!!) that are enchanted to smolder and at any unwarranted touch scorch the offending person’s hand. wizards coattails fashioned to resemble venomous snakes with salamander leather. witches wearing sandals adorned in Abraxan horse feathers that cause them to float several inches above the dance floor—and their partner’s head.

so many possibilities. amortentiafashion i’m tagging you in this because it seems right up your alley.

Just as soon as I have the levitation charm, I’m getting the second pair of boots pictured here. Yes. 

disneylifestylers:

Lots of new Haunted Mansion pins coming this fall! Pic cred: pinformation on FB #disney #hauntedmansion #disneypins

Dammit, dammit, dammit. I swore I wasn’t going to get into pin collecting. But the keys! THE KEYS.

disneylifestylers:

Lots of new Haunted Mansion pins coming this fall! Pic cred: pinformation on FB #disney #hauntedmansion #disneypins

Dammit, dammit, dammit. I swore I wasn’t going to get into pin collecting. But the keys! THE KEYS.

I don’t care if it’s almost summer. I long for autumn.

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queermarnie:

teenage witches, gritty fucking dirt poor witches at the bottom of the high school food chain, witches in combat boots, uniform skirts hitched way too high over fishnet tights, witches in political-messaged graphic tees, feminist pins and badges, pierced and tattooed and smoking witches, braless witches, black and red lipstick-wearing witches, dye-haired witches, intersectional all-inclusive radfem witches, socialist, misandrist, queer, punk witches (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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omniastudios:

In celebration of the full moon, here is The Celestial Oracle ring.

Ethereal hands surround a beautifully crafted handmade glass full moon sphere. Limited edition.

www.omniaoddities.com

This is so, so beautiful. Omnia Studios makes lovely things.

 

serfbwort:

Prince Rogers Nelson | 56 Years Old (June 7, 1958)

"Cool means being able to hang with yourself. All you have to ask yourself is "Is there anybody I’m afraid of? Is there anybody who if I walked into a room and saw, I’d get nervous?" If not, then you’re cool."

This didn’t scroll across my dash until today, but his advice is ALWAYS useful. 

piercedheartstattooparlor:

Joe Who is working some of his wizard magic on this celtic 1/2 sleeve.  

Hey look, that’s my tattooist! 
(WANT NEW TATTOO.)

piercedheartstattooparlor:

Joe Who is working some of his wizard magic on this celtic 1/2 sleeve.  

Hey look, that’s my tattooist! 

(WANT NEW TATTOO.)

therufflecourt:

RuffleCon 2014’s marketplace will be home to world-renowned artist and musician Dame Darcy, who will also be providing live music as well as panels!

nooowestayandgetcaught:

swanjolras:

y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint

don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you

stories are an acceptable form of payment

the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars

the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave

#actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh

poesdaughter:

nerdette-with-the-top-hat:

lumos5001:

POTTERHEADS WE HAVE A RELEASE DATE!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! WE HAVE A RELEASE DATE!!! [x]

TWO DAYS BEFORE MY 27TH BIRTHDAY I AM SQUEALING

The day after my 47th birthday! Excellent. 

13

Jun

So Jen decided she didn’t want to keep her copy of this. #embraceyourcliches

So Jen decided she didn’t want to keep her copy of this. #embraceyourcliches

While watching Gothic

Me:
See, they got to have a seance and contact the dead.
fanboy-news-network:
And look how well that turned out for them.
Me:
Literary fame?
Michaelmonture:
(to fanboy-news-network) ...that wasn't your best argument, there.