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06

May

anothergoth said: Are you implying you are not, in fact, already an Evil Overlord?

brokenponycutiemark:

I get regular challenges from the StuntWife. She wants to be Vampire Queen, I want to be Evil Overlord, we slappy-hands-fight, and then start talking about “Hannibal”. It’s what we do.

I suspect our co-rulership will be very entertaining for those subjugated by us. All while the RealHusband holds Clovis Devilbunny and laughs at us. 

blackleatherpout said: Hey I have been following u for a while, and I thought u might want some names for gr8 pigmented lipsticks? Portland black lipstick company and melt cosmetics are A+++ and both have black lipstick and they are made cruelty free:)

I’m a HUGE fan of Portland Black Lipstick Co.! They make my favorite black lipstick ever. (And I am now kicking myself that I didn’t pick up the new dark burgundy color she had at the Vampire Masquerade Ball, because it’s not on the website yet!)

A friend let me try on one of her lipsticks from Melt, and I was very impressed. As soon as “6six6" is back in stock, I’m ordering it. 

Anonymous said: The cosmetics brand for those eye shadows is Shiro Cosmetics. They have various fandom-related cosmetics, though mostly eye shadow. They're really nice quality shadows as well!

Hmmm. I just looked at the Shiro Cosmetics site, and none of those eyeshadows were there. Other people have sent me messages saying that the eyeshadows are actually from Urban Decay, with joke names photoshopped in.

… yep, just checked the Urban Decay site, and those are the same colors. Which explains why “manbeef” looked familiar - it’s actually “Heartless”, and I have it in my collection.

brokenponycutiemark:

laughterkey:

death-limes:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

"What color is your eyeshadow?"
"HURRGGH"

OOOOH someone buy me Fisticuffs and Obvious Dick Joke!

Looks at his monitor.
Looks at the StuntWife.
Raises one eyebrow ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON with the “I DARE YOU” face.

I will admit that “Manbeef” and “Fisticuffs” look like colors I would wear. HOWEVER, I cannot find any information on the company that makes these. I suspect joking photoshoppery. If I’m wrong, someone send me a clicky-link! 

brokenponycutiemark:

laughterkey:

death-limes:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

"What color is your eyeshadow?"

"HURRGGH"

OOOOH someone buy me Fisticuffs and Obvious Dick Joke!

Looks at his monitor.

Looks at the StuntWife.

Raises one eyebrow ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON with the “I DARE YOU” face.

I will admit that “Manbeef” and “Fisticuffs” look like colors I would wear. HOWEVER, I cannot find any information on the company that makes these. I suspect joking photoshoppery. If I’m wrong, someone send me a clicky-link! 

(Source: scumtrout)

fitanne:

Reminder:

  • Other people’s success is not your failure

::looks pointedly at some people I love::

(Yeah, yeah, I need to be reminded of this too, sometimes.)

jaclcfrost:

awesomeartist15:

jaclcfrost:

if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent

Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?

no of course not don’t be ridiculous

i will have huge fairy wings

Huh, I thought I had a photo of me with the wings. 

Hi, I’m a Fairy Gothmother.

squeegool:

My Wicked fan arts
Finally done with the first act! ^^

These are lovely.

May 6 #lipstickadaymay - OCC Black Metal Dahlia, and Miss Erzabet No Biting.@kellylugosisdead

staxilicious:

inkygore:

Marlene Dietrich and Ray Bradbury.  

That’s a whole lot of awesome for just one picture. damn.

::stares at photo in besotted awe::

staxilicious:

inkygore:

Marlene Dietrich and Ray Bradbury.  

That’s a whole lot of awesome for just one picture. damn.

::stares at photo in besotted awe::

Yes. This is perfect. AUNTIE JILLI’S FIRST RULE OF TUMBLR.

Yes. This is perfect. AUNTIE JILLI’S FIRST RULE OF TUMBLR.

sixpenceee:

A compilation of Edward Gorey and his rather gothic poems and illustrations. 

Check out his dark children alaphabet illustrations

aucourantaristocrat:

king-of-roses:

So Excentrique’s spring range is interesting.I think I want most of it.

Find All Here (x)

Bishop [Top]

Top coat and vest: 377.49 USD

Corset Skirt: 296.22 USD

Mini-Corset: 163.43 USD

Total:  673.71 USD [With-out mini-corset]

PAGING THE INFAMOUS BLUEJAY. PAGING THE INFAMOUS BLUEJAY. 

This is adorable.

This is adorable.

(Source: evilsupplyco)

05

May

brokenponycutiemark:

Yasmine Hamdan, “Hal”.

This scene. THIS SCENE.

These are MY vampires. The StuntWife wants the monsters from “30 Days of Night”. I respect that.

Adam and Eve and Kit Marlow…they are MY vampires.

Nooo, it’s not quite that I want the monsters from “30 Days of Night”, it’s just that I am totally okay with my vampires being kindhearted AND monstrous predators. 

Such a good movie. Let’s go see it again.

brokenponycutiemark:

"Excuse moi?"

brokenponycutiemark:

"Excuse moi?"

(Source: trixiestixx)