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minim-calibre said:

Please, you are totally fictional. Clearly. Or else we wouldn’t know each other. MARY SUE LIFE OF CRIME!

If I am fictional, why aren’t I a fabulously wealthy eccentric with a butler? Huh, huh? I want to be a character in a genre-busting paranormal epic, dammit.

  1. ita said: For a moment there, I thought you wondered why you weren’t a butler. And I wanted to know what had happened to you. Hmm. Are there people whose dream is butlering? I hope so. It’s ethically sounder.
  2. my-little-eunuch reblogged this from gothiccharmschool and added:
    Wait, Alexia Tarabotti ISN’T based on you?
  3. minim-calibre said: THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION. Oh, crap. Sorry, just pictured Peev sparkling. Can’t stop laughing. Inappropriately. Apparently, if he sparkles, his clothing isn’t moulded on in my head.
  4. madgastronomer reblogged this from gothiccharmschool and added:
    Because obviously that’s something you achieve halfway through the series, not something you start out with.
  5. lambentbeauty said: DON’T MAKE ME WRITE YOU INTO A GENRE-BUSTING PARANORMAL EPIC, WOMAN. ‘CAUSE I WILL! ♥
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