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19

Jul

lovingmyselfishard:

fluff-cloud-of-nightmares:

revyyourengines:

kitsuneleah:

fapmeister:

adriofthedead:

partakeofthefruit:

karlika:

phofur:

animecurtconnors:

the-safeword-is-dracula:

eclipseofday:

amandapandapple:

laughingalonewithcrackers:eridans-plush-rump:goawayhenryclay:

#ASS #TITTIES #ASS N TITTIES #ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES ASS N TITTIES

#COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

#HE’S FOLLOWING YOU#ABOUT 30 FEET BACK


#SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

BRAINS BRAINS IT’S OKAY, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT ISN’T GREY

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN. ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET.

TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX
IT’S A DISEASE IT’S LIKE THE CHICKEN POX
SO TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX NOOOOOOOOW

I’LL TAKE YA TO THE CANDY SHOP
or
MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY HO
FUCK THAT SHIT GET OUT THE WAY HO

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
I’M A WINNER
IT’S JUST A SIMPLE AS THAT
DON’T YOU AGREE DON’T YOU AGREE DON’T YOU AGREE
THAT I’M A WINNER
YOU JUST CAN ARGUE WITH THAT

BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL.
BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL.

SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB- YOU’RE A SEX BOMB!
AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON

OH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA
OH MY DING DING DONG

I FEEL STUPID WHILE I’M DANCIN’ - NO I CAN’T DANCE AS COOL AS YOU
I JUST FEEL STUPID WHILE I’M DANCIN’ - LIKE A PSYCHOPATHIC FOOL

Don’t know if I can pick A favorite, but…
“COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, LET’S THROW DOWN!”
 

“The bats have left the bell tower, the victims have been bled, red velvet lines the black box …"

lovingmyselfishard:

fluff-cloud-of-nightmares:

revyyourengines:

kitsuneleah:

fapmeister:

adriofthedead:

partakeofthefruit:

karlika:

phofur:

animecurtconnors:

the-safeword-is-dracula:

eclipseofday:

amandapandapple:

laughingalonewithcrackers:eridans-plush-rump:goawayhenryclay:

#ASS #TITTIES #ASS N TITTIES #ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES ASS N TITTIES

#COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

#HE’S FOLLOWING YOU#ABOUT 30 FEET BACK

#SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

BRAINS BRAINS IT’S OKAY, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT ISN’T GREY

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN. ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET.

TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX

IT’S A DISEASE IT’S LIKE THE CHICKEN POX

SO TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX NOOOOOOOOW

I’LL TAKE YA TO THE CANDY SHOP

or

MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY HO

FUCK THAT SHIT GET OUT THE WAY HO

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

I’M A WINNER

IT’S JUST A SIMPLE AS THAT

DON’T YOU AGREE DON’T YOU AGREE DON’T YOU AGREE

THAT I’M A WINNER

YOU JUST CAN ARGUE WITH THAT

BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL.

BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL.

SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB- YOU’RE A SEX BOMB!

AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON

OH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA

OH MY DING DING DONG

I FEEL STUPID WHILE I’M DANCIN’ - NO I CAN’T DANCE AS COOL AS YOU

I JUST FEEL STUPID WHILE I’M DANCIN’ - LIKE A PSYCHOPATHIC FOOL

Don’t know if I can pick A favorite, but…

“COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, LET’S THROW DOWN!”


 

The bats have left the bell tower, the victims have been bled, red velvet lines the black box …"

(Source: robintheshrew)

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