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Aug

The last movie I watched? Interview with a Vampire. SEE, STUNTHUSBAND, I AM SUPPOSED TO BECOME VAMPIRE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE I TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO.
Ahem.

The last movie I watched? Interview with a Vampire. SEE, STUNTHUSBAND, I AM SUPPOSED TO BECOME VAMPIRE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE I TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO.

Ahem.

(Source: astroextensionist)

  1. the-erudite-from-abnegation reblogged this from thelamentablethinker and added:
    Our Idiot Brother…I guess I’m a hippy-ish organic farmer/candle maker?
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  7. mochichrome reblogged this from mofspades and added:
    i’m a dog
  8. thelamentablethinker reblogged this from mofspades and added:
    …I watched Winnie the Pooh with my six-year-old cousin… I’m not sure how to feel about this.
  9. mofspades reblogged this from chinab-itch and added:
    The Great Gatsby. I’m a depressed writer third-wheeling for an entire summer. None of my friends really pay attention to...
  10. chinab-itch reblogged this from nighttime-hunter and added:
    so I’m a dragon rider / inventor who runs a whole Clan of other dragonriding vikings? AYE AYE AYEEEEEEE 8D
  11. vicvaporz reblogged this from deadbaconpool and added:
    I feel so bad for you.I’m a Snow Queen. (Finally saw Frozen)
  12. kesolano reblogged this from munchflower
  13. zactheblob reblogged this from deadbaconpool and added:
    I’m a Russian solider
  14. undead-head-art reblogged this from deadbaconpool and added:
    Well I’m Edward Scissorhands… Guess i better take up lawn sculpture, pet grooming, beauty school, and ice scultping....
  15. iamtheun-weasel reblogged this from shadefish and added:
    The Dude abides.
  16. shadefish reblogged this from iamtheun-weasel and added:
    im the dude. shit im the dude
  17. bluestrat98 reblogged this from deadbaconpool and added:
    I pilot mobile suits for a living and I’ll (most likely) die.
  18. thedrofpeppers reblogged this from deadbaconpool and added:
    ex marine
  19. deadbaconpool reblogged this from linkedtothepast and added:
    I’m Tammy. Um…
  20. jaybaybgirl reblogged this from awildblackkpopperappears and added:
    ^^^ same
  21. awildblackkpopperappears reblogged this from adoctorscompanion542 and added:
    I’m a blogger that makes a three hour long sex tape.
  22. runsquidling reblogged this from airspaniel and added:
    [cut: string of responses grown unreadably long] Oh dear. I’m a toaster. (The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue, or,...
  23. squeakygirl reblogged this from maryjane519 and added:
    I’m a digidestined :D
  24. assassinsweeds reblogged this from what-is-locked-can-be-opened and added:
    Bitch I’m a dragon rider.
  25. bibliophilianapologist reblogged this from artiestroke and added:
    I’M A DRAGON RIDER and also a chief of a Viking village, not so sure about that part, but still FLYING
  26. milady-emi reblogged this from snow-runt
  27. silentmech reblogged this from ghostxan12 and added:
    Dragon rider. I shit you not, that is the last movie I saw.
  28. moonchildmana reblogged this from ghostxan12 and added:
    I’ll give you an OBVIOUS hint. THIS! IS! SPARTA!
  29. huntershadowwolf reblogged this from saintrenee and added:
    I GOTTA STEAL THE MOTHERFUCKING DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
  30. demynom reblogged this from faulpelz
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  32. theglitterpills reblogged this from queen-alifa and added:
    I HAVE TO TAKE THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL TO FUCKING MORDOR!
  33. swiggetyswairiamachair reblogged this from ask-guidestuck-cal and added:
    I’m fucking Jack Torrance. Here’s Johnny motherfuckers.
  34. didjabringabeeralong reblogged this from landofmayhem and added:
    I just watched Lord of the Rings. Well, shit.