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Aug

The last movie I watched? Interview with a Vampire. SEE, STUNTHUSBAND, I AM SUPPOSED TO BECOME VAMPIRE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE I TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO.
Ahem.

The last movie I watched? Interview with a Vampire. SEE, STUNTHUSBAND, I AM SUPPOSED TO BECOME VAMPIRE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE I TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO.

Ahem.

(Source: astroextensionist)

  1. the-enigma-and-the-abyss reblogged this from madlori and added:
    I’m the Full Metal Bitch. My career will likely be a short one.
  2. justicetom21 reblogged this from mewbladexxx
  3. silva248 reblogged this from miklche and added:
    I’m Optimus Prime in spaaaace. :’D
  4. mokomishan reblogged this from copperbadge
  5. daniel-r-h reblogged this from kelsbraintumbler and added:
    I’m a starship captain. I was almost a dragon tamer or hunter, but decided to go to bed instead of watching HtTYD1.
  6. the-creative-jackalope reblogged this from thepyrobotsoul and added:
    im a guy that picks up targets non-lethally and looks like the rock
  7. red-otaku-master88 reblogged this from otakulollipop
  8. moorewr reblogged this from daricemoore and added:
    OK, you be Enrico, I’ll be Herta (Karin Baal).
  9. gentlemantiger reblogged this from shlevy and added:
    I GET TO BE A STARSHIP PILOT !
  10. daricemoore reblogged this from moorewr and added:
    The worst thing is that we are both Enrico.
  11. werecatninja reblogged this from thatonesingingguy and added:
    I’m Mr. Popper
  12. jamesbaby286 reblogged this from melindinn and added:
    But Ruby (of RWBY) is still a student! You mean I am destined to a life a permanently being in the education system?!...
  13. moadeep reblogged this from bethanythemartian and added:
    I’m a rich wife and mother, now a rich divorcee, now engineered the downfall of “the other woman”, now taking back the...
  14. shlevy reblogged this from hot-gay-rationalist and added:
    Grow up as a fairly typical American boy from a lower-middle class family?
  15. bethanythemartian reblogged this from copperbadge and added:
    I last watched Galaxy Quest, so… washed up Sci Fi actor who gets a boost to career after an actual space battle? Shit,...
  16. hot-gay-rationalist reblogged this from curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds and added:
    My job is single and letting my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset :D
  17. curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds reblogged this from kelsbraintumbler and added:
    I am a super hero? Do I get any powers?
  18. egyptianwalk reblogged this from shotacriesandchampagne
  19. savingplanetsdeducingassbutt reblogged this from jahnyanovak and added:
    Apparently I’m the ghost of a psychotic murder stuck in a doll … That sounds fun.
  20. shannonbug reblogged this from myenglishmajorlife and added:
    That Awkward Moment… I design book covers?
  21. jahnyanovak reblogged this from emmagrant01 and added:
    I’m not entirely sure what Lucy’s job was…
  22. jasdero1 reblogged this from ontheoppositesideofthesea
  23. angelsreign reblogged this from c-dillis and added:
    Hat maker Fantastic
  24. tartanfics reblogged this from copperbadge and added:
    I hunt down art stolen by the Nazis. How impressive of me. If we’re allowed to go by tv, I ride dragons.
  25. lilys-library reblogged this from bookwardeverlasting and added:
    I watched Zombieland last night so I kill zombies for a living? I hate zombies…
  26. lucky-number-sev7n reblogged this from hannahrhen and added:
    Well, I’m Curtis from Snowpiercer, too.
  27. wynterglass reblogged this from copperbadge and added:
    I wish I were smooth enough to be Keyser Soze.
  28. francisshadowblack reblogged this from pangurbanthewhite and added:
    Whoop whoop, Time Lady! (I watched that Doctor Who Movie with the eighth Doctor.)
  29. justsquee reblogged this from bold-sartorial-statement and added:
    Awww yiss, Jaeger Pilot!
  30. incredinic reblogged this from my-little-ninja and added:
    I’m The Fantastic Mr. Fox, but it’s just his job. so I guess I steal from farms?
  31. lordhideakit reblogged this from funyariinpa and added:
    I’m a prince of Persia!
  32. books-n-pickles reblogged this from emmagrant01 and added:
    I’m a young boy in Texas, who eventually gets old enough to do dishes and front-of-house at a restaurant. *Sigh*
  33. rikuroyalty reblogged this from thekeva and added:
    First of all, ^^ you’re fucked. I am so sorry. Second of all, movies, not TV shows. You might be saved.
  34. jasonvuk666 reblogged this from stainedglasssky and added:
    The last movie I watched was Uwe Boll’s rampage, there is no protagonist. The Main character goes around in a home made...
  35. ivyatmidnight reblogged this from madlori and added:
    Lucy :(
  36. bookwardeverlasting reblogged this from bluestockingbookworm and added:
    I watched Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows… Does that mean I’m a wizard/auror?
  37. allymeister reblogged this from fuckityheydoctorcapaldi and added:
    Look’s like I’m Captain Kirk