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The last movie I watched? Interview with a Vampire. SEE, STUNTHUSBAND, I AM SUPPOSED TO BECOME VAMPIRE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE I TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO. Ahem.

The last movie I watched? Interview with a Vampire. SEE, STUNTHUSBAND, I AM SUPPOSED TO BECOME VAMPIRE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE I TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO.

Ahem.

(Source: astroextensionist)

  1. fragmentedsandwiches reblogged this from sophiemanic and added:
    omg the last movie I watched was Failure to Launch. I’m going to get paid to get guys to fall in love with me so they’ll...
  2. 10roseofgallifrey reblogged this from lokis-army-at-221b and added:
    Manager of the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch. Oh my.
  3. mushroomaximus reblogged this from morglea and added:
    I’m Elvira!!! YEEEEEEEEEESSS
  4. ninox-ios reblogged this from endquestionmark and added:
    …I think this means I’m a kitten now
  5. teamnerdangel reblogged this from lolstitanic and added:
    Well I’m a mother fucking Jedi bitches
  6. deathisnoparenthesis reblogged this from seananmcguire and added:
    I’m Bruce Wayne. Now impoverished and somewhat less medically on the up and up, but on the bright side, I’ve got Michael...
  7. badwolfat221bakerstreet reblogged this from cassniss-everdean
  8. morglea reblogged this from palindromepoet and added:
    I’m Marty fuckin’ McFly, bitches.
  9. persephone977 reblogged this from rikonius
  10. queenieteenie-of-spaceywacy reblogged this from ivywillrule and added:
    I’m a bodyguard for a rich family in Mexico
  11. ember-light reblogged this from malachite-in-corvidae and added:
    OH MY GOD I’M A BOUNTY HUNTER, would not reblog if I wasn’t literally going to be Django. Fucking bad ass.
  12. naomimonalpha reblogged this from talizorah-narrayya and added:
    I seriously couldn’t remember that last movie I watched and then I realised I’m the captain of the USS Enterprise-E
  13. palindromepoet reblogged this from sophiemanic and added:
    The last movie I watched was “The Decoy Bride” and the main character was a writer. And… I’m a writer already… so…
  14. webbot15 reblogged this from puffinmuffin and added:
    Huh, I don’t have a job? Unless that job is trying to survive a future earth that I crash landed on with my father...
  15. ravioli-rampage reblogged this from taeberius and added:
    I watched Aladdin.. does this mean that i’m a prince? but i’m a girl..
  16. amadmanwithnobox reblogged this from i-came-from-the-brotherhood and added:
    Some girl reactivates my heart and I go from being a mindless zombie to feeling emotions again… Ugh, pass.
  17. malachite-in-corvidae reblogged this from drinkmasturbatecry and added:
    Does that make me a photojournalist, a high school student, or spider-man? Because, I’ve got to say only one of those...
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  19. knight-in-white-satin reblogged this from i-came-from-the-brotherhood
  20. taeberius reblogged this from zoehange and added:
    CAPTAIN KIRK YESSSSSSSSSS I RUN THE ENTERPRISE SMD SUCK IT
  21. luigifan97 reblogged this from axelhunter and added:
    horrorsliebehindthatmask:politescoutrussell:((It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it. Like a mop, and a...
  22. mattyquigley reblogged this from onionjulius and added:
    I’m a butcher… That sells human meat? Well.
  23. nursecafe reblogged this from drinkmasturbatecry and added:
    I guess I can call myself a booze swilling socialite with a very complex and contradictory relationship towards...
  24. para-emotion reblogged this from i-came-from-the-brotherhood and added:
    Teacher
  25. neelyissocoollike reblogged this from meggymiller and added:
    im either Iron Man, Black Widow, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Hawkeye…
  26. sharpypostings reblogged this from i-came-from-the-brotherhood and added:
    Guess I’m going to be an Auror!!!!!!! Fuck yes.
  27. orysbaratheon reblogged this from daceymormont and added:
    I watched ‘Shotgun Stories’ I work at a fish farm. -.-
  28. kubie1 reblogged this from quirksreign
  29. ayalaatreides reblogged this from conflictedebola and added:
    …I am now Batman. O_o
  30. allonsy-loves reblogged this from meggymiller and added:
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my god…I’M A JEDI.
  31. dazzledent reblogged this from dontiwish and added:
    Swwweet! I’m flirting with a 22-year-old Lauren Bacall in her bedroom!
  32. whathostudio reblogged this from watertightvines and added:
    Psychopathic government agent hellbent on off-the-grid revenge, namely by stalking and repeatedly torturing the monster...
  33. sophiemanic reblogged this from simchick and added:
    Woo!! I’m Marie Antoinette!! I really don’t know if that’s a good thing or not tho….
  34. spicygingerlady reblogged this from meggymiller and added:
    I am a witch hunter.
  35. simchick reblogged this from meggymiller and added:
    Fuck yeah, bitches, I’m Spiderman!
  36. lavenderviolets reblogged this from daceymormont and added:
    bless I watched the Hobbit, it’s a life of comfort and smoking weed for me
  37. alysanemormont reblogged this from daceymormont and added:
    Well, I guess I’m Superman then, I can handle that.
  38. daceymormont reblogged this from bidonica and added:
    I went to a prescreening of World War Z yesterday, I don’t really want to be an investigator for the UN, especially not...

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