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09

Mar

pigtailsandcombatboots:

lovelikedestiel:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

DEMON BUNNIES AWESOME!

 Reblogging because it reminded me of Jillian and Clovis the Devilbunny

Clovis approves of this post. And I bet that’s how those bunny biscuits would turn out if I tried to make them. 

pigtailsandcombatboots:

lovelikedestiel:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

DEMON BUNNIES AWESOME!



Reblogging because it reminded me of Jillian and Clovis the Devilbunny

Clovis approves of this post. And I bet that’s how those bunny biscuits would turn out if I tried to make them. 

11

Jan

minim-calibre:

helenish:

alpenstrasse:

Letter from Beatrix Potter to Noel Moore, 1895

Beatrix woulda had the best tumblr of all time, always answerin’ her asks, like ‘my dear followers, I heard that you like hedgehogs in teacups, so I got you some hedgehogs in teacups, enjoy!’ [Don’t repost Beatrix’s work, she’ll cut you.]

Jilli, what does Clovis think?

Clovis is mildly sad that Beatrix Potter isn’t around to do a portrait of him. Also, he feels that throwing snowballs would possibly lead to B - A - T - H - S, so he is dubious about how much fun could be had.

minim-calibre:

helenish:

alpenstrasse:

Letter from Beatrix Potter to Noel Moore, 1895

Beatrix woulda had the best tumblr of all time, always answerin’ her asks, like ‘my dear followers, I heard that you like hedgehogs in teacups, so I got you some hedgehogs in teacups, enjoy!’ [Don’t repost Beatrix’s work, she’ll cut you.]

Jilli, what does Clovis think?

Clovis is mildly sad that Beatrix Potter isn’t around to do a portrait of him. Also, he feels that throwing snowballs would possibly lead to B - A - T - H - S, so he is dubious about how much fun could be had.

(Source: slylittlemy)

08

Jan

Sickly goth with Devilbunny. 

Sickly goth with Devilbunny. 

27

Dec

arliss:

MuchLoved - A collection of photos of stuffed animals who were loved a lot - and it shows. Each one has a story. (x)

“When everything was unknown, they were there. Where anything could happen, they were there. These repositories of hugs, of fears, of hopes, of tears, of snots and smears.

Alone at night, they were the comforters, when monsters lurked in dark corners.

Sworn to secrecy, unconditionally there, unjudgementally fair, and almost always a bear.”

I was often brought beloved companions like these, with pleas to “make him better,” whether an adult with his or her own childhood toy, or a daughter, son, or granddaughter with an older or deceased relative’s belonging. There were often features the owner wanted kept “as is,” or restored as much as possible, repaired when restoring wasn’t possible. Cleaning was first, and I have often removed the stuffing so I could wash the covering by hand and let it dry without soaking the stuffing. Older stuffing was often by-products of other textile manufacturing (pillow ticks, blanket scraps, scrap paper, kapok or horsehair stuffing from furniture makers, even wood excelsior used to pack goods for shipping, and often a mixture of two or three types), and was often colored with non-fast dyes. Wetting it would cause it to bleed color onto the animal’s covering. Often the stuffing had been lost, or had been packed down and lost mass and softness, so pulling it out provided the opportunity to pick and comb it apart, “fluff it up”, and decide what material would be best to augment it when re-stuffing the animal.

In order to maintain the familiar appearance, I tried to keep repair to a minimum. I did replace missing eyes and ears, mend noses torn or worn open, replace pads for limbs still attached that were leaking stuffing. It was up to the customer whether or not I replaced missing limbs, and whether the replacement matched as well as possible or was a deliberate contrast to the original fabric. But the original fabric was kept as much as possible, even though a lot of people were uncomfortable with balding bodies and limbs. It was easy to find or make a garment to cover the torso and the arms, and missing fur on the legs didn’t seem so important. Missing fur on the head had often been gone so long it just seemed normal, so with facial features clean and restored, the companion was ready to go home.

It was finicky work, requiring some innovation as well as a knowledge of cleaning and repair methods, and a readiness to experiment. There was just something magical about the reclamation process, and the look on the person’s face when presented with a reclaimed companion.

I’m reblogging this for the commentary from arliss. I know her; she’s a wonderful person, and is the ONLY person in the world I would trust to do restorative work on Clovis. One of these days, when my schedule stops being insane, arliss and I will be able to visit, have tea, and talk about our fuzzy companions. 

(Source: hoodiedfigures)

15

Dec

Shady Oaks: Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room.

::blinks:: Really? People need reassurance about this? There is an armchair in our living room that holds the Gunderson and Murphybear clan AND the fuzzy toy monsters. The Evil Bunny Alliance has their command center on top of a bookcase. Not only do Clovis Devilbunny and his #1 assistant Prudence Bunny sleep above my head every night, but Clovis was the ring bearer at mine and the RealHusband’s wedding. 

Fuzzy companions are important. Clovis is going to sit on the couch and keep me company today while I work on the Yuletide story, helping me with motivation (and probably demands of cookies).

(Source: alrightwithagoodbyee)

23

Nov

Clovis gloating over his new selection of bow ties, made for him by the Infamous BlueJay. He’s currently wearing the one made from 1920s ribbon.

Clovis gloating over his new selection of bow ties, made for him by the Infamous BlueJay. He’s currently wearing the one made from 1920s ribbon.

08

Nov

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

Huh. Soul Reading and Mystic Object. I’m not entirely sure about the Soul Reading part, but I’m entirely convinced that Clovis Devilbunny is the Mystic Object. 

(I must be tired, because I’m finding silly memes endlessly amusing right now.)

(Source: karthus)

19

Sep

stunthusband:

evilsoutherngentleman:

shutupandthinkofmydick:

dunkleliebe666:

a-haunted-passion:

quote 

via Reblog for iPad
I think I might be evil. I know I am evil. 

I love everyone who reblogs this with the entirety of my cold, black heart.

MIGHT be?
ASK THE STUNTWIFE.

Yes, StuntHusband. Who’s a fierce and evil creature? YOU are! Oh wait, no. I’m thinking of Clovis Devilbunny. (But don’t feel bad, I have it on good authority that I’m less evil than my toy fanged bunny, too.)

stunthusband:

evilsoutherngentleman:

shutupandthinkofmydick:

dunkleliebe666:

a-haunted-passion:

quote 

via Reblog for iPad

I think I might be evil. I know I am evil. 

I love everyone who reblogs this with the entirety of my cold, black heart.

MIGHT be?

ASK THE STUNTWIFE.

Yes, StuntHusband. Who’s a fierce and evil creature? YOU are! Oh wait, no. I’m thinking of Clovis Devilbunny. (But don’t feel bad, I have it on good authority that I’m less evil than my toy fanged bunny, too.)

02

Sep

evilbunnyalliance:

“Hello, you’ve reached Evil Bunny Alliance recruiting. Are you ready for a life of adventure, snuggles, cookies, and helping take over the world? Become a minion today!”

(Source: coconotchanel)

30

Jul

Ha! Oh, Clovis Devilbunny approves. Very, very much. Via electrotoxicfoxz:

Chris and I were talking one time, and I don’t know how it came up, but we decided Rabbit Smith should exist.

Ha! Oh, Clovis Devilbunny approves. Very, very much. Via electrotoxicfoxz:

Chris and I were talking one time, and I don’t know how it came up, but we decided Rabbit Smith should exist.

18

Jun

Migraine and Devilbunny: a self portrait. (Alternate title: what I look like with no makeup, and unbrushed hair.) My head doesn’t *hurt* right this instant, but I’ve got all of the other symptoms of a migraine. I’m taking care of a few things I need to do, then putting away the laptop again. 

Migraine and Devilbunny: a self portrait. (Alternate title: what I look like with no makeup, and unbrushed hair.) My head doesn’t *hurt* right this instant, but I’ve got all of the other symptoms of a migraine. I’m taking care of a few things I need to do, then putting away the laptop again. 

12

Jun

If I were ever to get a piece of Tim Burton art as a tattoo, it would probably be this. Vampire Bunny, 1998-1999


Pen & ink, marker, colored paper.


Via fuckyeahtimburton.

If I were ever to get a piece of Tim Burton art as a tattoo, it would probably be this. Vampire Bunny, 1998-1999

Pen & ink, marker, colored paper.

Via fuckyeahtimburton.

03

Jun

This is a fabulous piece of art for Bunnicula! 
gothtriggers:

Some people started their love of vampires at a very, very, young age.

chelcjane:

Bunnicula!

This is a fabulous piece of art for Bunnicula! 

gothtriggers:

Some people started their love of vampires at a very, very, young age.

chelcjane:

Bunnicula!

25

May

CLOVIS APPROVES.
unlockaflockofwords:

lesbianoutlaw:

I have an army.

Paging GothicCharmSchool! GothicCharmSchool, come in! Clovis Devilbunny seems to have a lieutenant on the loose, armed with chocolatey minions of doom! O_O

CLOVIS APPROVES.

unlockaflockofwords:

lesbianoutlaw:

I have an army.

Paging GothicCharmSchool! GothicCharmSchool, come in! Clovis Devilbunny seems to have a lieutenant on the loose, armed with chocolatey minions of doom! O_O

25

Apr

Clovis, modeling his new bow tie, and contemplating devouring his chocolate bunny minion. 
Also, stardust-and-striped-stockings asked:
Does anyone know where the most wonderful Lady of the Manners acquired Clovis’ fangs? Or was he born with them?
Mopsy the Mopish needs fangs before applying to be a part of the Evil Bunny Alliance, and I have no idea where to get them.

Oh! Clovis is delighted that Mopsy the Mopish wants to join the EBA! To answer your question, Clovis acquired his fangs a year or so after he came into my life. They were carefully trimmed down from a pair of Halloween vampire fangs (yes, really!), and then painstakingly sewn on. When other members of the Evil Bunny Alliance are ready to participate in the Ceremony of Fangs, I have learned to lightly heat the sewing needle (by holding it in a candle flame, what, doesn’t everyone sew fangs on bunnies via candlelight?) and pierce/melt holes in the fangs BEFORE attaching them to the bunny in question. That makes things much easier, and with less of a chance of the needle slipping and stabbing you or the fuzzy bunny. 

Clovis, modeling his new bow tie, and contemplating devouring his chocolate bunny minion. 

Also, stardust-and-striped-stockings asked:

Does anyone know where the most wonderful Lady of the Manners acquired Clovis’ fangs? Or was he born with them?
Mopsy the Mopish needs fangs before applying to be a part of the Evil Bunny Alliance, and I have no idea where to get them.

Oh! Clovis is delighted that Mopsy the Mopish wants to join the EBA! To answer your question, Clovis acquired his fangs a year or so after he came into my life. They were carefully trimmed down from a pair of Halloween vampire fangs (yes, really!), and then painstakingly sewn on. When other members of the Evil Bunny Alliance are ready to participate in the Ceremony of Fangs, I have learned to lightly heat the sewing needle (by holding it in a candle flame, what, doesn’t everyone sew fangs on bunnies via candlelight?) and pierce/melt holes in the fangs BEFORE attaching them to the bunny in question. That makes things much easier, and with less of a chance of the needle slipping and stabbing you or the fuzzy bunny.