So books 1-10 would become
- Lestat’s Adventures with a Progressive Family
- Lestat’s Bisexual Adventures in 18th Century France
- Lestat’s Adventures with the Queen of the Vampires
- Lestat’s Adventures as a Human
- Lestat’s Adventures with Satan
- Lestat’s Adventures in a Coma
- Lestat’s Adventures with Polyamory
- Lestat’s Adventures in the Deep South
- Lestat’s Adventures with Not Being There At All
- Lestat’s Adventures with Witches and Other Weird Shit
Ha! And there are times that I suspect that is EXACTLY what is happening.
if you have a crush on me, anonymously send me a 75 page poem, typed, double spaced, 12 pt font, times new roman one inch margins due monday
::raises an eyebrow:: Well?
The last movie I watched? Interview with a Vampire. SEE, STUNTHUSBAND, I AM SUPPOSED TO BECOME VAMPIRE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE I TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO.
Ha! Oh, Clovis Devilbunny approves. Very, very much. Via electrotoxicfoxz:
Chris and I were talking one time, and I don’t know how it came up, but we decided Rabbit Smith should exist.
Because we now know who Voldemort fears the most…
BRAINS BRAINS IT’S OKAY, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT ISN’T GREY
YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN. ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET.
TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX
IT’S A DISEASE IT’S LIKE THE CHICKEN POX
SO TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX NOOOOOOOOW
I’LL TAKE YA TO THE CANDY SHOP
MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY HO
FUCK THAT SHIT GET OUT THE WAY HO
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
I’M A WINNER
IT’S JUST A SIMPLE AS THAT
DON’T YOU AGREE DON’T YOU AGREE DON’T YOU AGREE
THAT I’M A WINNER
YOU JUST CAN ARGUE WITH THAT
BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL.
BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL.
SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB- YOU’RE A SEX BOMB!
AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON
OH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA
OH MY DING DING DONG
I FEEL STUPID WHILE I’M DANCIN’ - NO I CAN’T DANCE AS COOL AS YOU
I JUST FEEL STUPID WHILE I’M DANCIN’ - LIKE A PSYCHOPATHIC FOOL
Don’t know if I can pick A favorite, but…
“COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, LET’S THROW DOWN!”
“The bats have left the bell tower, the victims have been bled, red velvet lines the black box …"
This … this is the sort of thing the StuntHusband would do. (Don’t even try to deny it.)
I declare this the best thing I have seen on the internet ALL WEEK. Also, this may need to become my new desktop image.