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29

Oct

Sooo, this nearly caused me to spit coffee onto the laptop. You, good sir, have a FANTASTIC costume. I will be giggling about this all day. 
madsabroo:

mandypage:

beekel:

Here’s the complete Sexy Beethoven costume

Symphony No. 69

glorious

Sooo, this nearly caused me to spit coffee onto the laptop. You, good sir, have a FANTASTIC costume. I will be giggling about this all day. 

madsabroo:

mandypage:

beekel:

Here’s the complete Sexy Beethoven costume

Symphony No. 69

glorious

30

Sep

I feel like all the Vampire Chronicles books should just be renamed with a brief description of whatever adventures Lestat got up to in them

hyperbeeb:

So books 1-10 would become

  1. Lestat’s Adventures with a Progressive Family
  2. Lestat’s Bisexual Adventures in 18th Century France
  3. Lestat’s Adventures with the Queen of the Vampires
  4. Lestat’s Adventures as a Human
  5. Lestat’s Adventures with Satan
  6. Lestat’s Adventures in a Coma
  7. Lestat’s Adventures with Polyamory 
  8. Lestat’s Adventures in the Deep South
  9. Lestat’s Adventures with Not Being There At All
  10. Lestat’s Adventures with Witches and Other Weird Shit

17

Sep

watershipsdown:

colorful leaves. sweaters. hot chocolate. pumpkins. body parts found scattered in the woods. mysterious signs carved into the cornfields. fall (:

(Source: prince-warp)

16

Sep

Ha! And there are times that I suspect that is EXACTLY what is happening.

Ha! And there are times that I suspect that is EXACTLY what is happening.

(Source: tragedyseries)

15

Sep

mssecondopinionson:

if you have a crush on me, anonymously send me a 75 page poem, typed, double spaced, 12 pt font, times new roman one inch margins due monday

::raises an eyebrow:: Well?

13

Aug

The last movie I watched? Interview with a Vampire. SEE, STUNTHUSBAND, I AM SUPPOSED TO BECOME VAMPIRE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE I TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO.
Ahem.

The last movie I watched? Interview with a Vampire. SEE, STUNTHUSBAND, I AM SUPPOSED TO BECOME VAMPIRE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE I TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO TOLD YOU SO.

Ahem.

(Source: astroextensionist)

30

Jul

One day I’m going to dress as a Victorian and just run through my local high street screaming “my machine! It works!” At the top of my voice.

hoggleinthetardis:

arobotindisguise:

Then I’ll go up to people and be all “excuse me dear sir, could you tell me what year this is?!”

Figuring my closet I could quite fesably do this.

STUNTHUSBAND! WE MUST DO THIS! 

Ha! Oh, Clovis Devilbunny approves. Very, very much. Via electrotoxicfoxz:

Chris and I were talking one time, and I don’t know how it came up, but we decided Rabbit Smith should exist.

Ha! Oh, Clovis Devilbunny approves. Very, very much. Via electrotoxicfoxz:

Chris and I were talking one time, and I don’t know how it came up, but we decided Rabbit Smith should exist.

28

Jul

Via frivolouswhim:

Because we now know who Voldemort fears the most…

Via frivolouswhim:

Because we now know who Voldemort fears the most…

19

Jul

lovingmyselfishard:

fluff-cloud-of-nightmares:

revyyourengines:

kitsuneleah:

fapmeister:

adriofthedead:

partakeofthefruit:

karlika:

phofur:

animecurtconnors:

the-safeword-is-dracula:

eclipseofday:

amandapandapple:

laughingalonewithcrackers:eridans-plush-rump:goawayhenryclay:

#ASS #TITTIES #ASS N TITTIES #ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES ASS N TITTIES

#COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

#HE’S FOLLOWING YOU#ABOUT 30 FEET BACK


#SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

BRAINS BRAINS IT’S OKAY, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT ISN’T GREY

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN. ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET.

TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX
IT’S A DISEASE IT’S LIKE THE CHICKEN POX
SO TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX NOOOOOOOOW

I’LL TAKE YA TO THE CANDY SHOP
or
MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY HO
FUCK THAT SHIT GET OUT THE WAY HO

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
I’M A WINNER
IT’S JUST A SIMPLE AS THAT
DON’T YOU AGREE DON’T YOU AGREE DON’T YOU AGREE
THAT I’M A WINNER
YOU JUST CAN ARGUE WITH THAT

BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL.
BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL.

SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB- YOU’RE A SEX BOMB!
AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON

OH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA
OH MY DING DING DONG

I FEEL STUPID WHILE I’M DANCIN’ - NO I CAN’T DANCE AS COOL AS YOU
I JUST FEEL STUPID WHILE I’M DANCIN’ - LIKE A PSYCHOPATHIC FOOL

Don’t know if I can pick A favorite, but…
“COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, LET’S THROW DOWN!”
 

“The bats have left the bell tower, the victims have been bled, red velvet lines the black box …"

lovingmyselfishard:

fluff-cloud-of-nightmares:

revyyourengines:

kitsuneleah:

fapmeister:

adriofthedead:

partakeofthefruit:

karlika:

phofur:

animecurtconnors:

the-safeword-is-dracula:

eclipseofday:

amandapandapple:

laughingalonewithcrackers:eridans-plush-rump:goawayhenryclay:

#ASS #TITTIES #ASS N TITTIES #ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES ASS N TITTIES

#COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

#HE’S FOLLOWING YOU#ABOUT 30 FEET BACK

#SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

BRAINS BRAINS IT’S OKAY, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT ISN’T GREY

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN. ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET.

TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX

IT’S A DISEASE IT’S LIKE THE CHICKEN POX

SO TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX NOOOOOOOOW

I’LL TAKE YA TO THE CANDY SHOP

or

MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY HO

FUCK THAT SHIT GET OUT THE WAY HO

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

I’M A WINNER

IT’S JUST A SIMPLE AS THAT

DON’T YOU AGREE DON’T YOU AGREE DON’T YOU AGREE

THAT I’M A WINNER

YOU JUST CAN ARGUE WITH THAT

BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL.

BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL.

SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB- YOU’RE A SEX BOMB!

AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON

OH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA

OH MY DING DING DONG

I FEEL STUPID WHILE I’M DANCIN’ - NO I CAN’T DANCE AS COOL AS YOU

I JUST FEEL STUPID WHILE I’M DANCIN’ - LIKE A PSYCHOPATHIC FOOL

Don’t know if I can pick A favorite, but…

“COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER, LET’S THROW DOWN!”


 

The bats have left the bell tower, the victims have been bled, red velvet lines the black box …"

(Source: robintheshrew)

10

Jul

This … this is the sort of thing the StuntHusband would do. (Don’t even try to deny it.)

This … this is the sort of thing the StuntHusband would do. (Don’t even try to deny it.)

(Source: banxx)

09

Jul

This should not have made me giggle as much as it did. 
vikingbitch:

lol

This should not have made me giggle as much as it did.

vikingbitch:

lol

(Source: maleficent13)

30

Jun

I declare this the best thing I have seen on the internet ALL WEEK. Also, this may need to become my new desktop image. 

I declare this the best thing I have seen on the internet ALL WEEK. Also, this may need to become my new desktop image. 

(Source: lolgoths)

22

Jun

We know, Andy, we know. You’re not Goth at all. Hey, maybe that’s part of the reason Patricia ended up with Dave Vanian …?

We know, Andy, we know. You’re not Goth at all. Hey, maybe that’s part of the reason Patricia ended up with Dave Vanian …?

20

Jun

Dear gothtriggers, I love you so. 

Dear ask-beetlejuice, c’mon! Answer your damn summoning, will you? I’ve got some work for you. Do I need to forge get Juno’s signature on a transfer form or something?

gothtriggers:

Man, life before cell phones seems so weird now, doesn’t it?

(Source: tvvoface)