Guess what, peeps? It’s time for Auntie Jilli to talk about a cliche and be the tiniest bit elitist! Now, as many of you know, I am fond of vampire-themed stuff, and yes, I carry a pair of fang caps (in a special case) in my purse because I’m just that ridiculous. But.
If you want a set of fangs, see if you can get a custom-made set. I’m very lucky: Seattle is home to a very good fangsmith (hi Victor!), so it has always been relatively easy for me to get a custom set of fangs.
Why custom? Because they fit over your teeth and stay on with no adhesive or mucking about with hot water and moldable plastics. Because they will be sculpted, sized, and tinted to blend in with your teeth, instead of looking like pointy pieces of plastic. And finally, because they will help you avoid the dreaded fang-lisp.
(The StuntHusband, right this instant, is torn between nodding in agreement and rolling his eyes at me.)