…that the StuntWife and I are the Lucy and Ricky of gothdom.
I think this is appropriate. When I mentioned it to her, I was greeted with gales of hysterical laughter.
anothergoth said: Are you implying you are not, in fact, already an Evil Overlord?
I get regular challenges from the StuntWife. She wants to be Vampire Queen, I want to be Evil Overlord, we slappy-hands-fight, and then start talking about “Hannibal”. It’s what we do.
I suspect our co-rulership will be very entertaining for those subjugated by us. All while the RealHusband holds Clovis Devilbunny and laughs at us.
Serene, deep, quiet…dissonant when he looks at Will.
And that high ringing tone? That’s a request. “Are you still in there, my beloved?”
And Will’s response is UNSATISFACTORY.
TIME TO ADJUST THE PROGRAMMING.
That caught my attention, too!
Book of Love, “Witchcraft”. Someday, the StuntWife and I must lipsynch this in a music video.
Which would be more scarring - this, or “The Promise” by When In Rome?
Sergei Prokofiev Suite No 2: “Romeo and Juliet, the Entrance of the Montagues and Capulets”.
The Montagues are absolutely 10000% pure bombast.
The Capulets are slithery and snakey.
And this is the music that plays in my head whenever the StuntWife and I make an entrance into an unsuspecting gathering.
Heh. We really need to get a full orchestra to follow us around and provide appropriate music. And perhaps a choir.
Oh StuntHusband, did you forget to feed the pet organist? He’s looking a little peak-y.
(What? When we finally create the Eldergoth haunted mansion retirement home, of COURSE we’re going to have a decorative creature to play appropriate music. Why are you questioning this?)
StuntHusband, did we ever decide where this would go in our eventual ElderGoth Retirement Haunted Mansion? The parlor? Or in a separate music room? I think it would be best in the parlor.
i think my problem is that i’m trying to be a fictional character in a non-fiction world
Ask everyone who has ever met me. I am too impossible to be non-fiction. And my birthday is April 1. Some year I will reveal the cosmic joke I have been playing on reality and it will be a HOWLER.
I can verify this. Even his name is custom made for mass media.
It’s also one of the reasons we get along so well. Many, many people have claimed that I’ve got to be some sort of fictional construct, even after they’ve met me.
StuntHusband! I found us matching apartments!