stunthusband:

I am oddly reminded of the StuntWife.

I CONFESS NOTHING! If I can’t have a pirate ship to wear on my head, at least I can have one at bathtime?

(Source: batavia-bellamorte)

Oh StuntHusband, did you forget to feed the pet organist? He’s looking a little peak-y.

(What? When we finally create the Eldergoth haunted mansion retirement home, of COURSE we’re going to have a decorative creature to play appropriate music. Why are you questioning this?)

(Source: a-dangerous-mind)

StuntHusband, did we ever decide where this would go in our eventual ElderGoth Retirement Haunted Mansion? The parlor? Or in a separate music room? I think it would be best in the parlor.

(Source: hautecouture-nosebleed)

stunthusband:

ibkodfashion:

Matvey Lykov, Nylon

Let me be VERY VERY VERY CLEAR, StuntWife.

NO.

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I can wear a hat with a pirate ship on it if I WANT. I just need to acquire said hat with pirate ship …

StuntHusband! I found us matching apartments! 

(Source: k-a-t-i-e-)

stunthusband:

bespectacledbibliophile:

rufflesnotdiets:

Story of my life, man

THIS.

NOT STARING AT THE STUNTWIFE

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, ALEX? IS THIS MORE OF YOUR “SUBTLE” SNARKING?

::giggles behind rim of teacup::

(Source: textsfromfma)

stunthusband:

For the StuntWife. My sister knows my friends well. :)

Why hello there, baby Dave Vanian. Yes, you are very pretty. Thank you, StuntHusband!

(Source: modrules)

fanboy-news-network:

stunthusband:

bespectacledbibliophile:

The level to which I love this show is ridiculous.

My Evil Overlordness is directly inspired by Edmund Blackadder the Second and Third.

Which makes the StuntWife…what, precisely?

The Queen and Mrs. Miggens.

… This means I get to demand prezzies, and that people’s heads be cut off for my amusement, right? I guess I should rewatch all of Blackadder in the near future.

(Source: fromcydonia)

Dear StuntHusband, we need to make you a shirt like this. Stop giving me that look.

(Source: ienrapture)

I really need a sound clip of that first “YOU, sir!” part, because I want to turn it into the ringtone for the StuntHusband. 

(Source: brigwife)

stunthusband:

gruesomebeast:

KEEP CALM AND…

GPOY EVERY DAMN DAY

I’m like Ruffalo’s Hulk, except of turning into the Other Guy, I just get UNSPEAKABLY CRUEL and even MORE BITCHY.

Don’t believe me? Ask the StuntWife.

Oh lord. Seeing the StuntHusband lose his temper is kind of amazing, in the same way that seeing photos of natural disasters are amazing: you always hope that you’re nowhere near ground zero, and the aftermath can be terrifying.

(Source: shadow-beast)