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24

Mar

textsfromthevampire:

Source

This exchange is strangely familiar to me …

textsfromthevampire:

Source

This exchange is strangely familiar to me …

15

Mar

There’s the Music of Hannibal’s Mind again

brokenponycutiemark:

Serene, deep, quiet…dissonant when he looks at Will.

THAT’S new.

And that high ringing tone? That’s a request. “Are you still in there, my beloved?”

And Will’s response is UNSATISFACTORY.

TIME TO ADJUST THE PROGRAMMING.

That caught my attention, too! 

04

Sep

brokenponycutiemark:

Book of Love, “Witchcraft”. Someday, the StuntWife and I must lipsynch this in a music video.

Which would be more scarring - this, or “The Promise” by When In Rome?

11

Jul

brokenponycutiemark:

Sergei Prokofiev Suite No 2: “Romeo and Juliet, the Entrance of the Montagues and Capulets”.

The Montagues are absolutely 10000% pure bombast.

The Capulets are slithery and snakey.

And this is the music that plays in my head whenever the StuntWife and I make an entrance into an unsuspecting gathering. 

Heh. We really need to get a full orchestra to follow us around and provide appropriate music. And perhaps a choir. 

01

Mar

stunthusband:

I am oddly reminded of the StuntWife.

I CONFESS NOTHING! If I can’t have a pirate ship to wear on my head, at least I can have one at bathtime?

stunthusband:

I am oddly reminded of the StuntWife.

I CONFESS NOTHING! If I can’t have a pirate ship to wear on my head, at least I can have one at bathtime?

(Source: batavia-bellamorte)

26

Feb

Oh StuntHusband, did you forget to feed the pet organist? He’s looking a little peak-y.
(What? When we finally create the Eldergoth haunted mansion retirement home, of COURSE we’re going to have a decorative creature to play appropriate music. Why are you questioning this?)

Oh StuntHusband, did you forget to feed the pet organist? He’s looking a little peak-y.

(What? When we finally create the Eldergoth haunted mansion retirement home, of COURSE we’re going to have a decorative creature to play appropriate music. Why are you questioning this?)

(Source: a-dangerous-mind)

23

Feb

StuntHusband, did we ever decide where this would go in our eventual ElderGoth Retirement Haunted Mansion? The parlor? Or in a separate music room? I think it would be best in the parlor.

StuntHusband, did we ever decide where this would go in our eventual ElderGoth Retirement Haunted Mansion? The parlor? Or in a separate music room? I think it would be best in the parlor.

(Source: hautecouture-nosebleed)

22

Feb

fanboy-news-network:

stunthusband:

donaldglover:

i think my problem is that i’m trying to be a fictional character in a non-fiction world

Ask everyone who has ever met me. I am too impossible to be non-fiction. And my birthday is April 1. Some year I will reveal the cosmic joke I have been playing on reality and it will be a HOWLER.

I can verify this. Even his name is custom made for mass media.

It’s also one of the reasons we get along so well. Many, many people have claimed that I’ve got to be some sort of fictional construct, even after they’ve met me. 

(Source: mycroft)

18

Feb

stunthusband:

ibkodfashion:

Matvey Lykov, Nylon

Let me be VERY VERY VERY CLEAR, StuntWife.
NO.

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I can wear a hat with a pirate ship on it if I WANT. I just need to acquire said hat with pirate ship …

stunthusband:

ibkodfashion:

Matvey Lykov, Nylon

Let me be VERY VERY VERY CLEAR, StuntWife.

NO.

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I can wear a hat with a pirate ship on it if I WANT. I just need to acquire said hat with pirate ship …

05

Feb

StuntHusband! I found us matching apartments! 

StuntHusband! I found us matching apartments! 

(Source: k-a-t-i-e-)

24

Jan

stunthusband:

bespectacledbibliophile:

rufflesnotdiets:

Story of my life, man

THIS.

NOT STARING AT THE STUNTWIFE

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, ALEX? IS THIS MORE OF YOUR “SUBTLE” SNARKING?
::giggles behind rim of teacup::

stunthusband:

bespectacledbibliophile:

rufflesnotdiets:

Story of my life, man

THIS.

NOT STARING AT THE STUNTWIFE

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, ALEX? IS THIS MORE OF YOUR “SUBTLE” SNARKING?

::giggles behind rim of teacup::

(Source: textsfromfma)

21

Jan

stunthusband:

For the StuntWife. My sister knows my friends well. :)

Why hello there, baby Dave Vanian. Yes, you are very pretty. Thank you, StuntHusband!

stunthusband:

For the StuntWife. My sister knows my friends well. :)

Why hello there, baby Dave Vanian. Yes, you are very pretty. Thank you, StuntHusband!

(Source: modrules)

17

Jan

fanboy-news-network:

stunthusband:

bespectacledbibliophile:

The level to which I love this show is ridiculous.

My Evil Overlordness is directly inspired by Edmund Blackadder the Second and Third.

Which makes the StuntWife…what, precisely?

The Queen and Mrs. Miggens.

… This means I get to demand prezzies, and that people’s heads be cut off for my amusement, right? I guess I should rewatch all of Blackadder in the near future.

(Source: fromcydonia)

07

Jan

Dear StuntHusband, we need to make you a shirt like this. Stop giving me that look.

Dear StuntHusband, we need to make you a shirt like this. Stop giving me that look.

(Source: disabl)

30

Nov

In Regards to that Last Post

stunthusband:

With the YOU SIR and the WHANGGGGG on the head.

Yes. I’m the piano player. The StuntWife is the one with the tea tray.

EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

He’s not wrong. Besides, I’ll take any excuse to brandish a tea tray at him.