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29

May

Where IS a butler with this cupcake for me? 

Where IS a butler with this cupcake for me? 

(Source: mrsbat)

08

May

I am craving, CRAVING a cupcake right now. No, you don’t understand, more than the usual background level of "ooh, cupcake" that is normal in my world. SOMEONE BRING CLOVIS AND I A CUPCAKE. 

I am craving, CRAVING a cupcake right now. No, you don’t understand, more than the usual background level of "ooh, cupcake" that is normal in my world. SOMEONE BRING CLOVIS AND I A CUPCAKE. 

19

Apr

oz-lion:

SOOTHING COOKIE GIFS

Yes. Bring me these. (But in the next few days, as I just had half a cupcake.)

(Source: chomp-chew)

01

Apr

fullcravings:

Homemade Waffles with Chocolate Hazelnut Sauce

YES. Bring these to me. 

26

Mar

staxilicious:

Produce at Pike Place Market fruit stands. 

03

Mar

appleteeth:

naturalbeauty92:

Meat and Cheese Platter 

TAG YOUR PORN.

I just had dinner. This should not make me hungry. 

BRING ME THIS. And some chocolate, and some absinthe. 

12

Feb

Yes, please. Tea and cake.

Yes, please. Tea and cake.

(Source: monaschon)

30

Dec

rickypjangles:

kalthramis:

salemintheworks:

tiny-vessels:

amborghini:

 

beben-eleben:

27 Pancakes Worth Waking Up For

God damnit

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I NEED ALL OF THESE

There is no better way to die

You rang?

I had to scroll back up to see if it was the Infamous BlueJay posting this to torment me. Bacon pancakes or a dutch baby sound REALLY good right now. 

30

Oct

These look fantastic. Hmmm, maybe I’ll go find a caramel apple tomorrow.

These look fantastic. Hmmm, maybe I’ll go find a caramel apple tomorrow.

(Source: disloyalties)

10

Oct

Yes, deliver all of these things to me. RIGHT NOW. 

(Source: jelezo)

30

Sep

Yessss. Deliver all of these to my Couch o’ Sickly right now, please. Please?

(Source: jackandsnuff)

20

Sep

I know I should blame one of you

Who was it that has been burbling on about the cookie butter stuff from Trader Joe’s? WHO? The people who are usually better at being adults than me are in a different state. 

… cookie butter and crackers = totally a balanced dinner, right?

18

Sep

Celebrating! Burnt caramel with smoked sea salt ice cream, topped with hot fudge and whipped cream. Dear Cupcake Royale, I love you.

Celebrating! Burnt caramel with smoked sea salt ice cream, topped with hot fudge and whipped cream. Dear Cupcake Royale, I love you.

06

Aug

Yes. Deliver these to me. 
Dammit, I want to go to a fancy, spooky tea party. I don’t want to plan one, because I have no time for such projects. But I really want to go to one. 

Yes. Deliver these to me. 

Dammit, I want to go to a fancy, spooky tea party. I don’t want to plan one, because I have no time for such projects. But I really want to go to one. 

03

Aug

brokenponycutiemark:

oathovoblivion:

thecakebar:

DIY S’mores Pie Pops {must click the link for recipe and FULL tutorial}

SHUT THE FUCK UP

STUNTWIFE! SEAMSTRESS! NEXT TIME WE HANG OUT WE MUUUUUST DOOOOOOOO THISSSSSS

PAGING THE INFAMOUS BLUEJAY. PAGING THE INFAMOUS BLUEJAY. YES, WE NEED THESE.